Bored int he middle of the night and this is what came of it....
SUPERHERO APPLICATION
SUPERHERO NAME:
SUPER POWERS:
WEAKNESSES:
CATCH PHRASE:
ANY SIDEKICKS, IF SO WHO:
WHERE IS YOUR SECRET LAIR:
WHO IS YOUR CLICHÉ LOVE INTEREST:
WHAT KIND OF SUPER VEHICLE WOULD YOU HAVE:
WHO IS YOUR ARCH NEMISE:
WHAT DO YOU HOPE TO ACHIEVE AS A SUPER HERO:
WHAT CITY DO YOU PROTECT:
ANY OTHER DETAILS THAT MAKE YOU THE BEST SUPERHERO FOR THE JOB
Everyone should do this just to please me.
Saturday, July 22, 2006
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Bored int he middle of the night and this is what came of it....
SUPERHERO APPLICATION
SUPERHERO NAME: George Ironpants
SUPER POWERS: Read the fucking name, you hippie!
WEAKNESSES: Short shorts
CATCH PHRASE: 'You've been pantsed!' or 'it's pants.'
ANY SIDEKICKS, IF SO WHO: nope
WHERE IS YOUR SECRET LAIR: Crackistan
WHO IS YOUR CLICHÉ LOVE INTEREST: Jane Camelpants
WHAT KIND OF SUPER VEHICLE WOULD YOU HAVE: one syllable for your lame ass. "'marro"
WHO IS YOUR ARCH NEMISE: Eliah Shortsman.
WHAT DO YOU HOPE TO ACHIEVE AS A SUPER HERO: It would be my pleasure, as George Ironpants, protector of pants and all that pants protect, to help this company achieve a higher level of efficiency in any and all pants related fronts.
WHAT CITY DO YOU PROTECT: San Diego, Denver, Boston (summers only), Chicago, Miami, Belarus, Oklahoma City, Pierre (+ 10% tax), Oakland (double fare zone), and Kingston.
ANY OTHER DETAILS THAT MAKE YOU THE BEST SUPERHERO FOR THE JOB
In addition to recieving my degree from the very prestegious Pants U, Corduroy College, I spent a summer and fall traveling the underground European pants scene. As a result I now speak 2 forms of Denim, a shade of leopard print, and have just recently begun learning the intricacies of rayon mesh.
I am also legally required to inform you that I am a quarter polyester.
Thats some funny shit George, some funny shit indeed
SUPERHERO APPLICATION
SUPERHERO NAME: YAR!!!
SUPER POWERS: YAR!!!
WEAKNESSES: YAR!?!
CATCH PHRASE: YAR!!!
ANY SIDEKICKS, IF SO WHO: AYE!!!
WHERE IS YOUR SECRET LAIR: A pirate ship in the Gulf of Mexico
WHO IS YOUR CLICHÉ LOVE INTEREST: Any woman that's drunk enough to have me...
WHAT KIND OF SUPER VEHICLE WOULD YOU HAVE: A pirate ship with Dr. Seuss on board at all times
WHO IS YOUR ARCH NEMISE: The scurvy British Empire YAR!!!
WHAT DO YOU HOPE TO ACHIEVE AS A SUPER HERO: To kill all ninjas
WHAT CITY DO YOU PROTECT: All the high seas and a few of the sober seas too.
ANY OTHER DETAILS THAT MAKE YOU THE BEST SUPERHERO FOR THE JOB: A can say YAR!!! five times fast.
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